Pigtailed Girl Gets Spanked and Fingered

You know Dear Reader,  one of my favorite hairstyles on a female about to get spanked and fucked is predictably pigtails either braided or not.  Oddly Your Humble Narrator does indeed know how to braid quite well since getting my long haired younger sister ready for school was quite the chore which I was of course required to pitch in. 

Now the thing I keep waiting for in this fashion conscious world is for pigtails to come back into style for people over the age of 10.  It indeed makes no sense that this style has yet to come back into fashion since as a society we seem fixated on 16 year olds pole dancing on national television.  We indeed spend thousands of dollars to try to look young, when all one needs to do is put their hair in pigtails.  So what is indeed the problem?

I of course blame the 60’s for ruining it for us.  Pigtails seems to conjure up images of innocent little girls or dirty hippies dancing around the mud.  Who of course can forget the innocent looking pigtailed girls sitting on the stand testifying about murdering people in the name of Manson. 

No Dear Reader,  Pigtails have perhaps permanently become the realm of us spanko’s which is indeed sad,  Yet another thing the Baby Boomers completely jumped the shark for us. 

From Red Assed Teens

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