I’ve never though to Spank anyone with the phone before.  But I suppose in a pinch it would work.  Actually I would say the spanking would hurt quite a bit depending on the phone that you use.  However usually there are other things in arm’s reach that are easier to spank someone with. 

Also spanking a girl with a phone connotes that you are spanking her out of rage which indeed is not very contusive to Spanking and Sex.  Unless of course it is makeup sex but I highly doubt that it that it can occur so quickly. 

In fact I would hazard a guess being so enraged to spank someone with a phone that the makeup sex would indeed be quite a bit of time thereafter, so much so her bottom wouldn’t even be red.  Which of course you would have to do something about

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I can remember my youth Dear Reader,  the first time I managed to get my hand slipped down a girls pants.  I can still remember the exhilaration of it all.  Perhaps the only thing more exhilarating in my history was the first time I spanked and fucked a girl. 

It was of course with my girlfriend in college,  I might have been a Junior or something.  We of course had been having vanilla sex for almost a year and indeed she did something to annoy me so being rather drunk (As I most of the time was in those days) I put her over my knee and spanked her.  Now since we were alone coupled with the fact I didn’t spank her too hard (hey it was my first time) she reached back and guided my hand toward her snatch and I indeed gave her what she described (and I don’t mind saying myself) an incredible earth shattering orgasm with my talented digits. 

What I was of course left with was a rather exhausted well spanked girl with a red stinging bottom and shivering from the aftershocks of her delight.  Ah Memories

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I have a real problem Dear Readers.  I constantly find women hiding in footlockers in my home.  I mean I need to check any empty boxes two and three times a day!  I mean at first I would just throw them out only to find them back hiding there an hour later. 

So then I went to the store and bought some women repellent and sprayed is all over the place but to no avail.  They simply kept showing up in my foot locker! 

Finally out of desperation I took to spanking them and when indeed I was in a amorous mood subsequently sex.  This did work to deter the hiding females over time to the point where I only find them hiding there once a week now.  Unfortunately at its peak frequency I couldn’t have sex with all of them (3 times a day is a bit much for me) but indeed the spanking did seem to drive them away for good. 

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Brushstrokes

I hate to say it but I love to spank girls with wet bottoms.  It just add’s a sting that wouldn’t be possible otherwise.  I have spanked girls that could take the best I could give them but once their bottom was wet they would be in tears in a matter of minutes.  Thus Dear Reader a curious phenomenon.  Something that Your Humble Narrator is indeed still looking for an answer. 

So what to do with a naughty girl?  Well bring her to the shower!  this indeed is quite the desirable place to copulate so why not spank?  Take advantage of the properties of the wet bottom  (and of course the properties of a warm shower with another) and enjoy.  Just don’t try the one legged OTK for fear of you going to the hospital after you slip

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I wish stuff like this would happen to me Dear Reader.  I walk down the street minding my own business all the time and not ONCE has an attractive girl come up to me and tell me her desire to have sex with me after I finish spanking her.  Oh woe is me!

I would have to say that without a doubt whatever I was doing that moment would soon be forgotten!  that and the fact that things like this does indeed not happen to your balding narrator. 

But should I be fortunate to experience such a thing you can be rest assured by watching this update by Spanked and Abused you can indeed be sure that I will know exactly what to do!

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Brushstrokes

Perhaps I am just jaded Dear Reader.  Mark it up to a high school experience where Your Humble Narrator did not get the Cheerleaders.  But as I am sure many of you probably agree the typical cheerleader are not the brightest of the bunch. 

But from what I understood at the time they were quite good at sucking cock which I would assume to be a generally universal truth.  After all spending all that time jumping up and down and shouting I guess something must be put in their mouths to shut them up. 

But unfortunately sucking dick is nice and all that,  but what these girls really need is a good hard spanking.  Why else would they run around in too short of skirts and shake pom-poms at us?

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Brushstrokes

For whatever reason Dear Reader, Spankings tend to occur in the kitchen more than any reason in the house.  This is indeed because the kitchen like it or not is the center of the any home.  Thus for a good public spanking the kitchen is the perfect place.

Now unfortunately coupled with the copulation side of things the kitchen tends to be quite underused.  There are many reasons for this,  not least of which is basic hygiene.  But if one can take basic precautions you will find that fucking in the kitchen is quite convenient. 

First of all there plenty of things to bend you spankee over so you can admire your handiwork upon her ass.  A nice red bottom responding to ones thrusts is indeed a thing of beauty.  Also should you not be quite finished with the spanking when your urges take over a wooden spoon is quite handy to whack a girls buttocks while fucking her.  Care of course must be taken since a wayward strike can indeed be quite painful to oneself and the mere thought of that will brings shivers to any males spine. 

Perhaps the only draw back is if you spank her too harshly knives are indeed in the general vicinity which again can be quite dangerous.  but with care a good spanking and fucking can indeed be fun for all

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Brushstrokes

Perhaps it is me Dear Reader,  but have any of you noticed that our girls in the spanking industry are horrendous in their ability to masturbate without getting caught?  I mean its not exactly a difficult thing,  Do it in an empty house or in a locked room and of course keep as quite as you can and you can indeed pleasure yourself in general peace. 

This concept however seems quite foreign to our lovely spankees since they are indeed spanked for pleasuring themselves quite often.  Does one need to use various insertions in the middle of the living room?  Is there some aversion to locking locks among these girls?  Ah The Mystery. 

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A good spanking Dear Reader for females who masturbate is indeed quite a pervasive punishment.  And while I indeed do not have an issue with a female pleasuring herself it should of course be done quite privately. 

But of course we all need good excuses to give a hard spanking now and then no matter how flimsy.  However when it comes to bedroom play do we really need a reason Dear Reader.  In fact it seems to me Spanking then Fucking a female is somewhat self defeating. 

Now this is for obvious reasons Dear Reader,  But should I have to spell it out for you,  of course the pleasure she is indeed seeking is reinforced during the subsequent sex making one wonder what indeed the spanking was all about.

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